I sh!t on myself

Alton Towers Resort teamed up with Britains leading underwear brand, Ultimo to make sure women dont make a boob on the rides this summer.

A group of test-riders donned a variety of Ultimo bras and were put through their paces on several rides, including Rita Queen of Speed and Spinball Whizzer, to test the durability and lift support of bras-and to make sure they were a snug fit.

My life has now meaning now…

That depends on the taste.