I sh!t on myself

I can’t really figure out who Japanese company Wish Room’s Man Bra is for. Drag queens unsatisfied with the options at their local Victoria’s Secret? Dudes with a fear of nipple chaffing? Kevin James? Either way, this manssiere is promising to make you feel just as purdy as the vaguely Russian-looking man modeling for them. Considering he’s not even wearing one, I wonder if he has any idea what he’s posing for.

Seinfeld fans would probably call it The Bro.